June 2011
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Someone anonymous sent me a heart. Um.
If I hate you its probably because you can’t spell properly or you say douchebag things like, “Most girls like boys and makeup. I like food and Tumblr.”
If you say “I don’t read” like it’s something to be proud of, punch yourself in...
– Donald Bell (via nakeyamerican)
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I hate when someone says “normal teenagers do this, but I do this.”
YOU.
ARE.
A.
CUNT.
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...
– Chris McCandless (via elige)
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I love when Carrie goes ape shit on her ex boyfriend’s friends because of the Post-It note break up.
Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more...
– Toni Morrison (via elige)
May 2011
Humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively...
– Agent Smith (via elige)
If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth — beings who...
– George Bernard Shaw (via elige)
Do your own thing, wherever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out....
– The Hippie Code (via elige)
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you, because...
– Roald Dahl (via iateyourdinosaur)
I don’t believe in originality. You take inspiration from whatever moves you and...
– Tim Walker (via giantnightmares)
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throwyourselfinthesea:
f33ny:
Boys hacking their friends facebook accounts and writing a status that insinuates that their friend is gay is so edgy and hilarious and oh my god just so original and not at all stupid.
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
– Wisdom of Confucius (via sanical)